Match Made in Heaven!

I just want to point out, that this old man breaks it down. Coincidentally, my goodfriend Myca (as some of you might know her) dances EXACTLY like him. Match made in heaven clearly, due to the fact he cant be taller than 5'4 and shes a short gal ;) ...... anyways, quick question, why is grandpa performing for everyone?!...and why is there two TVs in which one is being used as decoration...Im just not quite sure...

Towards the end is what REALLY got me..he starts spazzing out I thought he was going to drop dead..well, easy to say that this old man went to PLENTY of raves back in the day and clearing brought bitches home daily.

YOU GOT THIS BRO

well, there are multiple things to comment on in this video...HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT #1. Number 2, the guy in the background sounds like Ronnie from jersey shore. The guy repeatedly saying "KEEP GOING" gets on my nerves, like shut the fuck up, i know you guys are "bros" and all but he doesnt need you constantly saying keep going to keep chugging. idiot. Then the guy in the background sayin, YOUR FUCKIN CRUISIN, CRUISINNNN, CRUISINN!..sounds ridiculous. then of course the end:

YA COLLEGE AINT DOING THIS.

Holy Tequila!

This video is AWESOME. Hell, that puts me to shame..I mean, I can handle quite a bit of alcohol, but i mean, 11 shots of tequila in 30 SECONDS?! 0% chance of me ever accomplishing that. But hey, looks like I just found myself a new goal in life. Honestly, I dont even think I could do like 3 in 30 seconds, WITHOUT A CHASER? sheesh. Touche huge muscular guys, Touche.

Oh, and did the guy not realize that the camera was directly on all the shots when he proceeded to fix his balls?....come on, i could have went the whole video without seeing that, as well as the ASSHOLE screaming the EXACT DATE TIME and fucking CINCO DE MAYO!!! SMH.

T.G.I.F

Welp, thank freakin god its Friday! Im not even sure what Im doing tonight; Ill find something ;) .. anywayyss, last night was fun with Lindsay. We watched Greys Anatomy and Jersey Shore. And of course, drank a little ;) .. then we both got really tired so we just went to bed.

As for todayy..i found this DISGUSTING photo that just seriously makes me cringe. So, of course...I have to share it so everyone can get the same feeling i did...GROSS.

That is simply disgusting..dont ask me how I cam across these photos..I really just DONT know..

On a lighter note.. apparently i am NOT the only die-hard Justin Bieber fan.. CLEARLY not..i mean his freaking hair is on EBAY on sale for over 6GRAND! WTFFFFF?! lets be real, Id bid if i could.. hahaha ;)

Death.

So..last night got a little crazy..drinks&homework turned into..a shitshow; ill write more in a little bit because right now i gotta take a shower and pop some advil; hahaha.

to be continued....

Life as I know it

Today has been nothing but boredum. Im basically sitting around doing homework until Myca comes over to basically get drunk and do more homework. I know I know, you dont have to tell me, my life is pretty fucking awesome; NOT. All morning I looked up apartments near John Jay College in NYC (where I plan on going next semester, hopefully)...and basically what it comes down to is I'm going to be living in newark or basically the ghetto..and quite possibly having a roommate naked Laquanda or Shaniqua. Basically, anything with a LA infront of it or has letters that most names dont like Q's and Z's. Hahah; Considering I truly believe I was black in my past life...maybe I'll be right at home!! Who knows!

Basically in this blog, all your gunna read about is how ridiculous some youtube videos are, or really any videos on the internet that I come across cause I have no life...or sometimes i like to find random/weird pictures and ill show you that too!! or you'll probably read about how insanely crazy my life is at night..Dont worry, Ill be sure to include MANY stories of my friends and I's drunken state of minds. Quite possibly even videos...because honestly, some things just need to be caught on video, specially in my life hahaha.

^^ i didnt think anything could be more funny about a jew, then the jew put on a yamaka with the pringles logo. if this doesn't make your day or ATLEAST make you laugh a little on the inside, you need a different sense of humor, cause this is fucking funny.

welp, there ya have it..'till next time ;) xxo

My New Obsession - Harvard Sailing Team

First off, this video is not only hysterical and yet simply stupid, it makes me laugh because i always wanted to know how to whistle like that...and whenever i try, thats exactly what happens. Total fail on my part, considering most people in my family can fuckin do it..ridiculous. This video also boggles my brain because GOD FORBID someone actually walked the freakin 10 steps to hand him the god damn water...but no the GENIUS finally thinks of a brilliant plan to throw the water bottle (like a fuckin fag i might add) at the kid and he gets knocked out..? yeah cause a water bottle is going to knock you out cold...lets be real here.

Pretty Little Liars

Basically, I haven't moved from my couch all damn day. Embarrassing, I know. Pretty Little Liars has taken over my life today. This morning was an epic fail. I got up too fast and my legs were still asleep so I basically just collapsed and fell straight to the ground. FAIL. Then I proceeded to laugh at myself..alone & on the ground. hahaha; Im excited to watch the new PLL tonight; and then an all new GREEK; yay!

basically my life is boring..nothing special really..i guess ill stay in tonight and do some homework. but im pretty excited to go back home to NJ soon! :)

welp, there ya have it..'till next time ;) xxo